Manila – In his meekest and most conscientious gesture just yet, Senator Alan Peter Cayetano dutifully hands a brand new extension cord to President Duterte to assist in the latter’s campaign against all bad elements in the country.
Sources confirmed that earlier today, Cayetano asked one of his staff members to buy different extension cords at Ace Hardware. He then personally selected the best one and handed it directly to the President. They both presented the new extension cord at a press conference in Malacañang.
“I did not realize that I needed so much power until I became President,” said Duterte. “This new extension cord will definitely help my campaign. Thank you, Alan.”