Another Earthquake: Administration Uncovers Literal Destabilization Plot Against Malacañang

Earthquake

Manila – A massive literal destabilization has been exposed by the administration in the form of a series of earthquakes around Metro Manila and its neighboring provinces.

At around 3:00 pm Saturday, a 5.9 magnitude earthquake has been recorded by the U.S. Geological Survey. Just a few days earlier, a 5.5 magnitude earthquake has been felt in Metro Manila and Luzon areas.

Presidential Spokesperson Ernesto Abella called for a quick press conference to expose the literal destabilization plot by the president’s political opponents. Justice Secretary Vitaliano Aguirre II was quick to support Abella’s claims, even naming Senators Leila de Lima and Antonio Trillanes IV, and Vice-President Leni Robredo as among their chief suspects in the destabilization.

“No matter what they come up with, they will never be able to bring down Malacañang,” said Abella.

Aguirre has asked Phivolcs to give their written statement right away.