International animal rights group PETA has released a statement saying they will file legal complaints against individuals who compare politicians to dogs.
The increase in the intelligence budget would hopefully make up for the stupidity of some key government officials.
Foreign Secretary Cayetano vented his intense disapproval over the win of the Philippines against China, calling it a provocation.
In an attempt to gain the VP seat, currently unemployed Bongbong Marcos returned 66 million pesos of their family’s stolen money to the government.
DOJ Secretary Vitaliano Aguirre hinted at the possible involvement of Pope Francis in the pork barrel scam as relayed by the legal counsel of Janet Napoles.
Presidential Spokesperson Ernesto Abella answered several questions about President Duterte’s praising of Mocha Uson, saying he was only joking as usual.
Malacañang has decided to hire sexy performer Mocha Uson to do exactly what she already does but with a lot better pay and benefits.
President Rodrigo Duterte has only one advice for Senator Tito Sotto after the latter has been under fire for his sexist remarks against single mothers: become a president first. Or… Read more »
Duterte supporters who came from vacation returned to their normal lives with renewed hatred for government opposition.
A massive literal destabilization has been exposed by the administration in the form of a series of earthquakes around Metro Manila.
A recent survey suggests that people no longer find April Fools’ Day a crazy day that can be taken in jest due to the regular occurrence of bullshit.
Revolutionary Group NPA held a surprise job fair today along EDSA in Cubao, Quezon City in relation to the group’s 48th anniversary.
Panelo said his decision is based solely on remorse and shame.
Senator Manny Pacquiao is in hot water for allegedly arranging a three-round fist fight between Senators Zubiri and Trillanes at the Senate Hall.
Government-owned TV network PTV4 will air Mocha Uson’s top movies in honor of her appointment as a board member of MTRCB.
Citing their on-point questions, GMA said that the 4 congressmen have what it takes to boost the public’s already strong interest in celebrity gossip.
In a gesture of genuine Christian character, Marcos supporters call upon the government and the public to forgive Senator Leila de Lima.
In protest of the hurried burial of Marcos at the LNMB, thousands of buried soldiers dug their way out of their graves to show their disgust of their new neighbor.
The decomposers held their own rally inside the cemetery grounds to show their support to their new resident.
Duterte supporters who are against the Marcoses appeared to be shocked after the Supreme Court allowed the burial of Marcos at the Libingan ng mga Bayani.
In a 5-hour meditation interview, Hindu destroyer god Shiva confirms that he had spoken to President Rodrigo Duterte while on the plane.
Manila – A human rights group is said to file a case against Dionisia Pacquiao, mother of boxing champion and senator Manny Pacquiao for allegedly issuing fatal beatings to her… Read more »
Manila – In his meekest and most conscientious gesture just yet, Senator Alan Peter Cayetano dutifully hands a brand new extension cord to President Duterte to assist in the latter’s… Read more »
Manila – Following a massive failure in his attempt to fabricate a believable propaganda, Presidential Spokesperson Peter Laviña has been asked by no less than the President himself to resign and… Read more »
Quezon City – Following the dismissal of the plunder charges against her, former President and current Congresswoman Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo is on her way to full recovery, say doctors. Arroyo has… Read more »