GMA7 Offers Late-Night Gossip Show to 4 Congressmen

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Quezon City – For their flawless questioning and maximizing the use of their time in the interpellation of Senator Leila de Lima’s former driver and bodyguard Ronie Dayan, television giant GMA7 was quick to offer a late-night gossip show to at least 4 members of the congress, namely Ang Edukasyon Representative Salvador Belaro Jr,  Ilocos Norte 1st District Representative Rodolfo Fariñas, Capiz 2nd District Representative Fredenil Castro, and Kabayan Representative Harry Roque.

Citing their on-point, direct and unapologetic questions, GMA CEO Felipe L. Gozon said that the 4 congressmen have what it takes to significantly boost the public’s already strong interest in celebrity and political gossip.

“I know they are better suited for show business,” said Gozon. “Our producers already have tons of ideas for the possible show with these 4. It’s going to be a circus.”

Some of the questions that gained the acclaim of those present in the hearing, as well as the general public are:

Palakas nang palakas hanggang intensity 5. Kailan kayo nag-climax? Intensity 5, anong year?” (Your love became stronger and stronger until intensity 5. So when did you reach climax? Intensity 5, what year?)

-Representative Salvador Belaro Jr

Nagsasama pa kayo sa isang kuwarto noong mga araw na ‘yan o hindi na? Natutulog kayo sa isang kuwarto?” (Did you still share the same room during those times or not anymore? Were you sleeping in the same room?)

-Representative Rodolfo Fariñas

Ang ibig mo bang sabihin sa pagdinig na ito na ang iyong relasyon kay Secretary De Lima ay hindi lamang upang saluhan siya na magtampisaw sa pagmamahalan kung hindi siya ay saluhan din sa pagpawi ng init ng katawan?” (Are you saying in this hearing that your relationship with Secretary De Lima was rooted not just in love but also in lust?)

-Representative Fredenil Castro

Napakahilig mo naman magsalat.” (You’re very fond of caressing.)

-Representative Harry Roque

Following GMA7’s announcement of its offer, the public is quick to show their support and excitement for the potential late-night gossip show.