Hip Millenial Asks for Forgiveness in Advance for Partying and Engaging in Premarital Sex Tonight


Global City, Taguig – Hailed by her friends as a hip Christian girl, twenty-year-old Mary Jane Cruz spent most of her day visiting churches all over Manila and praying earnestly, asking for forgiveness in advance for partying hard with her friends later tonight and possibly engaging in premarital sex with her boyfriend thereafter.

Cruz has always loved partying but since it is Good Friday and she has made a pledge last year, she spent the holy day in prayer to help increase her chances of passing her studies this year. She and her friends have scheduled a party at one of her friends’ apartment tonight.

She will spend the evening partying with her friends from school and then afterwards heading off to “somewhere” with her boyfriend of 2 months.