Report: April Fools’ Day No Longer Fun with All the Bullshit Happening Regularly


Manila – A post-April Fools’ Day survey suggests that people no longer find April Fools’ Day a crazy day that can be taken in jest due to the regular occurrence of bullshit from the government. The report was taken from a survey of 18,374 people both online and offline. Most of the reactions indicate that people no longer find “I’m pregnant” and similar jokes very funny now that “National Debt Balloons in Less than a Year,” “Senator Justifies New Bill with Bible Verse,” and “Solons Join in on their Mistresses’ Quarrel” are real headlines.